Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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