just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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