So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
50% drunk capacity currently
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
