can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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