Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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