wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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