Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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