I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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