your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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