Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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