Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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