brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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