So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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