Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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