It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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