i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You ate ashes out of my bong
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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