if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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