you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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