see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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