the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Randomize
