so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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