I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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