we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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