If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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