Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Randomize
