I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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