Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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