hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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