Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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