My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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