Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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