What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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