whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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