We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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