So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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