can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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