You surviving the open bar?
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Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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