I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
So vagazzling was a success
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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