Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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