bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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