I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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