so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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