That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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