They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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