Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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