I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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