Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
