I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You smell like a Billy Joel song
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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