So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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