I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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